The Ten Point Plan

Things to consider before a night of out drinking:

1. How much you've eaten that day
2. How much money you have to spend
3. Should you pre-party at home
4. Beer or liquor
5. Desire to get wasted


Things to consider the next morning:

1. Did I do anything embarrassing
2. Was that person actually cute
3. Is my day lost to a hangover
4. Do I have any money left
5. Desire to go out again tonight


Don't you wish that all of life was that simple?