No, you're so vain

Warren Beatty? Mick Jagger? James Taylor? The mystery man behind Carly Simon's hit You're So Vain has been hidden for 30+ years. Why do people care so much? This is hardly a secret that has Deep Throat-type significance and yet people can't stop conjecturing about it. Keeping this a secret seems like a welcome change from the instant gratification, who-is-dating/fucking/divorcing who, I can't believe what she's wearing/saying/thinking, celebrity culture that I am definitely guilty of buying into. We should all take a lesson from the little song that could; a little mystery is a good thing.

I hope she never tells.